Beware the Potato
There is a potato.
It is round, it is small, it is
brown.
I'm sure it's warm,
though I've never ventured to stick a fork in it.
See the potato, how it rolls comically
on the ground
It rolls, foreign sounds squelching from it
Wheezing from it
Like a language pouring from drunken, unfamiliar lips
Clipped like spores, like poisonous horns.
Oh, how the potato tumbles
It tumbles, and it quakes.
It shakes, this potato, and it is comfortable
where it sits
on the ground
brown.
A fine fuzz lines its skin
There may be imperfections, there may be spuds.
The potato may be chilly once in a while.
But the potato rolls, and it rolls, and it rolls
This potato, in its translucent glass box
Dim with the condensation of heavy breath
This latent, friendly murderer.
Beware the potato,
for behind its carved smile
Who knows?
It is round, it is small, it is
brown.
I'm sure it's warm,
though I've never ventured to stick a fork in it.
See the potato, how it rolls comically
on the ground
It rolls, foreign sounds squelching from it
Wheezing from it
Like a language pouring from drunken, unfamiliar lips
Clipped like spores, like poisonous horns.
Oh, how the potato tumbles
It tumbles, and it quakes.
It shakes, this potato, and it is comfortable
where it sits
on the ground
brown.
A fine fuzz lines its skin
There may be imperfections, there may be spuds.
The potato may be chilly once in a while.
But the potato rolls, and it rolls, and it rolls
This potato, in its translucent glass box
Dim with the condensation of heavy breath
This latent, friendly murderer.
Beware the potato,
for behind its carved smile
Who knows?
